Monday, November 26, 2007

Twenty-seven

It takes a long time to become young.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Twenty-six

I need you to look petrified if you consent.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Twenty-five

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Twenty-four

It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Twenty-three

I can transform without trying.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Twenty-two

He who is drowning is not troubled by the rain.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Twenty-one

Now you see me, now you're blind.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Twenty

The light bulb suddenly went out-stopped reading.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Nineteen

Thai proverb: you can't make an omelet with our braking the pan.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Eighteen

Don't try.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Seventeen

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Sixteen

Actual headline: Jorj Boosh has fo-NE-tik TELLI-promt.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Fifteen

The clouds that float into the valley do not think they are floating into the valley.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Fourteen

Just because I can!

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Thirteen

This marvelous piece must be played.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Twelve

It's not unusual to have fun with anyone.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Eleven

He's a one way rider on the shriek express.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Ten

Obviously this is a result of coming down from the jump and being unable to impact the ground softly.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Nine

He started to play it as he was turning the page with one hand, and then once the page was turned he continued playing the riff with his right hand, as he reached over with his left hand, grabbed a piece of sushi and put it in his mouth, continued the riff with his left hand and feet, pushed his glasses up, and then played the remaining part of the bar.

Eight

Without speaking, without silence, how can you express the truth?

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Seven

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Six

Danny Crane!

Monday, September 10, 2007

Five

The more clearly I want to say it, the more lousy I seem to put it into words; I think this is a typical phenomenon of something or other.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Four

And the number three question you have to ask yourself before you buy 108 inch TV is: "What do I do with my old 103-inch television?"

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Three

You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Two

Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

One

I have arrived, I am home.