Eighteen

Don't try.

Seventeen

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

Sixteen

Actual headline: Jorj Boosh has fo-NE-tik TELLI-promt.

Fifteen

The clouds that float into the valley do not think they are floating into the valley.

Fourteen

Just because I can!

Thirteen

This marvelous piece must be played.

Twelve

It's not unusual to have fun with anyone.

Eleven

He's a one way rider on the shriek express.

Ten

Obviously this is a result of coming down from the jump and being unable to impact the ground softly.

Nine

He started to play it as he was turning the page with one hand, and then once the page was turned he continued playing the riff with his right hand, as he reached over with his left hand, grabbed a piece of sushi and put it in his mouth, continued the riff with his left hand and feet, pushed his glasses up, and then played the remaining part of the bar.

Eight

Without speaking, without silence, how can you express the truth?

Seven

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Six

Danny Crane!

Five

The more clearly I want to say it, the more lousy I seem to put it into words; I think this is a typical phenomenon of something or other.

Four

And the number three question you have to ask yourself before you buy 108 inch TV is: "What do I do with my old 103-inch television?"

Three

You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out.

Two

Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend.

One

I have arrived, I am home.